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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
outandloud
memesandmylife

tumblr oldheads like me typically get annoyed when seeing these types of posts, but, purely for the purpose of letting these fuckers know that they’re not want accepted here:

REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU DON’T WANT ZIONISTS FOLLOWING YOU.

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memesandmylife

GUYS!!! I’M A WELL-KNOWN TERRORIST PROPAGANDA ACCOUNT!!!! 💗💕💝💘💖

Pinned Post it’s about time i gained some fucking recognition for my work when does my fat paycheck from hamas come in???? i need to buy more half n half and bread winsome’s wailings
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reggiemess

Sometimes people think they're dealing with a Torment Nexus but what they actually have is a Jumanji. And sometimes people think something's a Jumanji but oops it's a Torment Nexus.

reggiemess

Now. Sometimes you have a third thing- you'll have yourself a Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. And buddy, I can't help you there.

reggiemess

So a Torment Nexus is something that is either a metaphor for a larger societal problem (e.g. The Platform, The Long Walk) or a social issue/trend taken to an exaggerated extreme (e.g. The Purge), with a lot of shades of grey in between (e.g. Squid Game). If it isn't about a larger societal issue/trend/structure it isn't a Torment Nexus.

A Jumanji can be dangerous and high-stakes (to the characters), but it doesn't need to have a metaphor or lesson, it can easily just be a "Would this be fucked up or what?" situation (e.g. a lotta Goosebumps stories). If there IS a lesson/metaphor, it will be on a smaller scale like psychological issues (e.g. Magnus Archives), family/relationship issues (e.g. Zathura), or about a specific topic (e.g. Magic School Bus). Large-scale social issues may be present (after all, Everything Is Political), but they take a definite backseat.

Now. A Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory is a trap based around morality and vices. These can be cultural, religious, or bonkers bullshit like "children shouldn't chew gum." There is generally not discussion or criticism of this morality system. Regardless of the morality system used, if it's not a trap, it's not a Chocolate Factory.

angelbabyspice
hotvampireadjacent

My heart goes out to everyone effected by ice especially our local Chicago community

hotvampireadjacent

Why the fuck the American Gestapo have fucking helicopters in goddam Chicago I hate this country so much

memesandmylife
memesandmylife

i don't give a fuck if your kid has the attention span of a moth-- if you let them blast music or shows from their ipads on public transportation you need to go to hell

memesandmylife

“oh well my son won’t behave without a distraction” i cannot put into words how much i’d rather hear a toddler crying than a seven minute long baby shark remix with verses like “take a selfie, doo do, doo doo doo doo” at full volume

winsome’s wailings and if it's an older kid it's 100x worse